语幽默开场白 作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
as a speaker， i’ve only had two complaints from audiences. one， that i talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. and two， that i talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。
